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Akpors the good samaritan

Akpos was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw a man
eating grass by the roadside.

He ordered his driver to stop and
he
got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"
he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food,"
the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four
children..."
"Bring them along!"
Akpos said.
They all climbed into the
limousine. As they were going, the
poor fellow said: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you
for taking all of us in."
Akpos replied, "No, you don't
understand. The grass
at my house is over five feet tall it
will be enough for all of your family members!

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Akpors and The professor

A Prof and Akpors was seating next to each other in a
long flight.

Prof said to Akpors: lets play a game, I will ask you a question and if you didn't get the answer, you will pay me $50,
and if u ask me a question and I didn't get the answer, I
will pay you $5000.

The Prof started :What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Akpors doesn't say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulled
out a $50 and gave him.

Now is akpors turn to ask,
He said: what goes up in the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?
The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and asked all his smart friends
but couldn't get the answer.
He reaches his pocket and pulled out a $5000 and gave it akpors.

Prof got mad and asked Akpors: well, what the hell goes up the hill with 3legs and comes down with 5 legs?.

Akpors just deep into his pocket and gave Prof $50 and
said: I don't know also.

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Akpors and the Police

POLICE: Where do you live?
AKPOS : With my parents
POLICE : Where does your parents live?
AKPOS : With me
POLICE: Where do you all live?
AKPOS: Together
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbors house
POLICE : Where is your neighbor's house?
AKPOS: If I tell you, you won't believe me
POLICE: Tell me
AKPOS: Next to my house

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